Apple released a revolutionary, life-changing product this month. It will surely change everything! It’s a freakin’, fucki..’ mouse.
INNOVATION, EXPLORATION, BREAK THROUGH
I have never in my life seen something as important as a four button mouse with scrolling capability! All for the low price of just $49 dollars! How did we live without one?
Now for the truth…
Well, just about finding time (and finances) for replacing an old computer at home, with the cute and interesting Mac-Mini, the news gave me an input behind the logic in a company who was that close in being the one and only “real commercial competitor” to Microsoft / Intel soft and hardware.
Now, Apple would like to introduce us to the new feature of DRM on the chip in your new machines. No chance of using the excellent and streamlined software on anything else but Mac – and the final blow, with their latest exploration of “Apple Mighty Mouse with 4 buttons and scrolling – $49”
I now hate Apple. I hate them so very much. Thanks for nothing. You really, really suck….
Filed under: Dion (UK)
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Regards
Dion
Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Microsoft engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple engineers buy only a single ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks a Microsoft engineer. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers the Apple engineer.
They all board the train. The Microsoft engineers take their respective seats but all three Apple engineers cram into a rest room and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the rest room door and says, “Ticket, please.” The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Microsoft engineers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Microsoft engineers decide to copy the Apple engineers (as they always do) on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Apple engineers don’t buy a ticket at all. “How are you going to travel without a ticket?” asks one perplexed Microsoft engineer. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers an Apple engineer. When they board the train the three Microsoft engineers cram into a rest room and the three Apple engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Apple engineers leaves his rest room and walks over to the rest room where the Microsoft employees are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, “Ticket, please…”